Hm. I got bitten by a dog \u00een weekend. Nu tare, destul c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi distrug\u0103 pantalonii :), \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi aduc\u0103 categorisirea de „om r\u0103u sau \u0163igan” (pe care nici acum n-am \u00een\u0163eles-o :).<\/p>\n
Povestea asta cu c\u00e2inele n-are avea nici un sens on it’s own, dac\u0103 nu ar fi generat o alt\u0103 poveste. Mar\u0163i mi-am propus s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la doctor, s\u0103 \u00eemi fac un vaccin antirabic, s\u0103 fiu sigur c\u0103 nu p\u0103\u0163esc ceva de la mu\u015fc\u0103tura aia.<\/p>\n
N-am mai fost la spital de pe clasa I-a, habar n-aveam de cum se umbl\u0103 pe la spitale and stuff, da eram convins c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 bat tot drumu p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Colentina, la spitalul de infec\u0163ioase, degeaba. So, cum m-am trezit am mers direct la cabinetul din regie. Intru, \u00eemi spun povestea, asistenta o cheam\u0103 pe doamna doctor, doamna doctor vine, se uit\u0103, \u00eemi face un antitetanos \u015fi \u00eemi zice c\u0103 n-am de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengrijorez pe tema asta.<\/p>\n
Eu fericit, dau s\u0103 plec acas\u0103, c\u00e2nd tanti doctor \u00eemi ia tensiunea, \u015fi \u00een cuvintele astea, \u00eemi zice: „esti GRAS”. :o. Adic\u0103 no, \u015ftiam \u015fi eu c\u0103 \u00ees chubby, c\u0103 s-o depus dup\u0103 sesiune, da chiar a\u015fa? Dup\u0103 care \u00eemi \u0163ine 10 minute prelegere despre faptul c\u0103 sunt gras \u015fi ca am, citez, „curu’ mare” and stuff like that, \u015fi ca am tensiunea mic\u0103 mare and so on.<\/p>\n
So, it is official. Sunt gras cu recomandare de la medic :). Doamna doctor mi-o propus regim alimentar. Ce-i \u0103la? :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hm. I got bitten by a dog \u00een weekend. Nu tare, destul c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi distrug\u0103 pantalonii :), \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi aduc\u0103 categorisirea de „om r\u0103u sau \u0163igan” (pe care nici acum n-am \u00een\u0163eles-o :). Povestea asta cu c\u00e2inele n-are avea nici un sens on it’s own, dac\u0103 nu ar fi generat o alt\u0103 poveste. … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[558],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gramada"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yeti.albascout.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}